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Joe Biden
Poor Joe. He’s the most pathetic excuse for a president that the string-pullers could ever have installed in the oval office. A political whore and puppet without peer. When he was younger and stronger, he spent his days deliberately betraying the nation and stuffing his pockets with payola. Then, old age and senility reduced him to a gibberish-spewing, endlessly napping shell of a human. America winced as his long-time role of puppet became quite literal with his harpy wife dragging his bewildered form from room to room by his withered hand.